Forever Young

warning: this is full of bad cliches and curse words

you can simply fuck off. you have no grounds and no right to feel mad at me. you had more than enough chances to have me all to yourself and you fucked it up on multiple occasions. 

First of all, you told my best friend that i am the only girl you would ask out and then YOU NEVER DID

Instead, you jumped to be with a different girl when she asked you out after one time of hanging out after years of not seeing her. what are we, in fifth grade? grow up, and realize you’re a fuck. 

Second, you forgot my birthday. MY BIRTHDAY! you didn’t even talk to me on my birthday, when i told you THE DAY BEFORE it was my birthday the day after. i’m sorry, but you have to actually be fucking me with “I forgot.” no. go forget that you also didn’t even make up for it like you said you would. 

oh that’s another one, you always say “I’m only as good as my word.” well, you’re dog shit then because you can never keep the promises you make.

third, you came to me and said “i dont want to be with anyone right now.” not, “i dont want to be with anyone BUT YOU.” communication is everything bro, i dont know why you made it your major….oh yea, you’re barely passing.

fourth, all you came to me about when we were friends was about your fucking ex girlfriend (yea, remember the girl you started dated after we were hooking up? good job breaking up after 3 months. WHO CALLED IT? this bitch.) why in the actual fuck would i want to do anything with you intimately or emotionally when all you do is talk about your fucking ex, WHO YOU LEFT ME FOR? why? why would i want to do that? am i neurotic? no, haven’t been diagnosed, sorry.

fifth, (i know, it never ends) you asked me if i would go on a date with you, and i said yes. and yes, i did say “i’ll let you know when i’m free” and then when i didn’t (i apologize) you didn’t do anything about it. After months of putting in effort to trying to get you all to myself, the one time you had to put in an ounce of effort that didn’t involve your dick, you ran. what happened too “if you push me away, i’ll just try harder to be with you.” remember that? yea you told me that the night i told you allllll about me and you told me allllll about you. there you go again, not keeping your word. 

sixth, when we talked after you asked me out, you told me you “missed Diana (exgirl)” …..really? and you want me to go out on a date with you to potentially lead to and try to have a relationship? c’mon dude, think for once. 

and after all this, you wonder why I didn’t talk to you alot after new years. you made my 2012 a mind fuck in a half. 

seriously, who actually does all this shit and STILL expect to have a chance? take your drama to rob dyrdek’s ridiculousness because thats all it fucking is.

2013, new year, new me, and new boyfriend. AND YOU’RE NOT INVITED.